I'm made from Starstuff.

justdonttellonme:

Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss

There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA

  • Half of one banana
  • 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
  • 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
  • 6 ice cubes
  • 1 tablespoon of chocolate whey protein powder
  • Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

WATERMELON

  • 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
  • 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
  • 12 ice cubes
  • Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.

KIWI AND HONEYDEW

  • 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
  • 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
  • 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
  • 2 tablespoons of sugar
  • 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
  • 1 cup of ice cubes
  • Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.

MANGO SURPRISE

  • 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
  • 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
  • 1/2 cup of mango juice
  • 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
  • 1 tablespoon of juice
  • 1 tablespoon of sugar
  • 6 ice cubes
  • Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

APPLE 

  • 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
  • 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
  • 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
  • 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
  • 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
  • 6 ice cubes
  • Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!

These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!

FULL SOURCE AND RECIPES HERE

THESE ALL SOUND AMAZING!

dersian:

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oxytreza:

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Hysterical Blog!

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oxytreza:

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

AHAHAHAHAHA. OW JESUS MY SIDES. 

futuresushi:

Relevant Homestuck / TTGL crossover fanart that I saw years ago but only now have the context for and yup I’m gonna cry.

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floreange:

thedailyfeed:

A shocking report says 250,000 American teenagers went under the knife in 2011 alone. The most common procedure was a nose job, with 33,000 operations. Boob jobs came in second, and nearly two out of three who had work done — about 14,000 — were boys with enlarged breasts.
Would you let your teen get plastic surgery?

I’m 21…And I never got plastic surgery.Poor kids, :’ < Guys~ You are beautiful just the way you are~!There’s no need to go with what society says! 

floreange:

thedailyfeed:

A shocking report says 250,000 American teenagers went under the knife in 2011 alone. The most common procedure was a nose job, with 33,000 operations. Boob jobs came in second, and nearly two out of three who had work done — about 14,000 — were boys with enlarged breasts.

Would you let your teen get plastic surgery?

I’m 21…And I never got plastic surgery.
Poor kids, :’ < Guys~ You are beautiful just the way you are~!
There’s no need to go with what society says!