How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
I’ve needed this my whole life.
I wanna pet a fucking bear
Hella, I’m gonna pet Wolverine’s crotch.
this is what happened right
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Felix finding out what Church is capable of (◡‿◡✿)
Felix stealing Church because he’d be worth a lot (✿◠‿◠)
Church using his memories… (◕‿◕✿)
To torture Felix into insanity (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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I can show you the world.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG
I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.
Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought
I have that blanket.
The new Spongebob movie looks great
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.
DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.
(x) this just keeps getting better
dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand
god, bieber is such a prick
The users of tumblr all turn their heads in unison. What is that sound? That music, playing in the distance, growing louder as if it draws nearer. The sound of tires grating against the ground meshes with the music, the noise of bullets being fired through the air.
They can feel it. They can feel it against the ground, rumbling like an earthquake- or, possibly, just poor driving skills- and they gulp in unison.