One big chemical reaction.

marcowholemilk:

paperstuck:

theblacktastrophe:

piertotum-locomottor:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

"…MAYBE"

I’ve needed this my whole life.

I wanna pet a fucking bear

Hella, I’m gonna pet Wolverine’s crotch.

doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

Felix finding out what Church is capable of (◡‿◡✿)

Felix stealing Church because he’d be worth a lot (✿◠‿◠)

Church using his memories… (◕‿◕✿)

To torture Felix into insanity (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

girahimu-sama:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

girahimu-sama:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

I have that blanket. 

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

I have that blanket. 

jakethenicholas:

The new Spongebob movie looks great

jakethenicholas:

The new Spongebob movie looks great

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

image

god, bieber is such a prick

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officialredteam:

The users of tumblr all turn their heads in unison. What is that sound? That music, playing in the distance, growing louder as if it draws nearer. The sound of tires grating against the ground meshes with the music, the noise of bullets being fired through the air.

They can feel it. They can feel it against the ground, rumbling like an earthquake- or, possibly, just poor driving skills- and they gulp in unison.

They’re here.